Monday, 10 June 2013

Merediths take on Hansel and Grettal


Kiwi and Tui

Once upon a time there were two chicks one was a kiwi one was a tui but you can call him tui tit. They had two parents one was drunk the other one was very mean. However since they have been living in the Rotorua Redwoods there has been something else has been living there too. It eats both Kiwis and tuis  it is black, it is sleek it is blind, but can hear very well. It’s the one and only Ritchie Mc Claw! But lets leave that stupid cat alone so he doesn’t eat us. Anyway Kiwi and tui tit were poor the drunk fantail had a job but she only got a $1.But there was one day that was going to change tui and Kiwis life . . . .

One day  the drunk fantail wanted to get rid of  them so she came up with a silly plan that could kill them. The  next day the whole family went for a hungi. Fantail made sure the chicks did not take anything but their super smart brains and their cute fluffy feathers. They ate so much they were stuffed and Kiwi fell asleep soon tui went to sleep too. When they woke up it was dark. “Do you think we should go back to the tree?” Asked Kiwi “Ae” said tui tit. They moved through the woods suddenly there was a bright light it lit up Kiwi and tui tits path. “Its a house chirped tui Ill knock because Kiwi you are only five and I am six.” Then the door opened both of them drew back at once they knew who that was Ritchie Mc Claw. Ritchie hearded them into his house made out of worms.
“Now” he said  with a grin and his ferocious fangs showed. “Now he said ill eat one of you if that ones good ill eat the other one too!” He fiddled around with most of his stuff “now” he said with a huff “now ill show you some of my stuff” he pulled out a bird cage painted bright blue. “Oh” whispered Kiwi “we are in a stew.” Before he knew it Ritchie swept up the trembling tui in his ugly claws. “Put him down! Shrieked Kiwi but Ritchie only said “shut up you silly double faced bird. I ll eat this tui no matter what.” Then he said to tui “once ive fattened you up ill have a roast then ill eat you on toast.” He turned to Kiwi “ill make you work with all of your might  I think you are silly you cat you gave me a fright” chirped Kiwi. “Now” said Ritchie “cook that dreaded tui some worms and make sure they don’t have any germs.” Kiwi looked at Ritchie the big fat beast she thought hes as high as mt cook look at him hes such a sook. But Kiwi did the work and she told tui only eat one of the worms that way you will still be thin. “Please don’t hum for heavensake don’t do it to this dim witted drum. I think I’d like to smack this cat on the bum please don’t do it” pleaded Kiwi. “Really please the cat will make mince meat of us both if you do. Here” chirped Kiwi handing tui an old chicken bone “the silly cat is blind you know”. 
Then it went  black. “Wake up” meowed Ritchie said “cook me some Kiwi that I killed before.” “But it’s not hot enough wailed Kiwi take a look if you please.” Ritchie came over to kiwi as quick as lightning  Kiwi pushed him head first into  the pot and the evil cat died and Kiwi let tui out and away they went. The end.

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